Posts Tagged With: Humor

GANGNAM STYLE / BYUNTAE STYLE


I’m sure some of you have seen GANGNAM STYLE by K-Pop artist, PSY, but this video is too funny to ignore (Hell even Nelly Furtado performed it).
My best friend D-Sull & I plan on DDR‘ing to this track for shits & giggles.

And now I submit the funniest parody of GANGNAM STYLE I have seen by none other than David So of DavidSoComedy.
This parody has cameos by Travis Garland, Dumbfoundeadjustkiddingfilms and many others!

Come on admit it, after watching those videos, you TOTALLY wanna do the dance & act a fool.

GANGNAM STYLE (English Lyrics)

Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style

A girl who is warm and humanle during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist

I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensable girl like that

I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

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Cure


You’re supposed to make me happy.
So why do I feel this way?
I can’t be this divided.
So I introduced you into my system & let you have your way.
You’re getting better at making me lose track of the days.
Spent one too many resting while the world kept spinning round.
As times changed, so did I.
Each hour passing slowly put me at ease.
Every sound a distraction, giving me something to focus on besides this pain.
I took comfort in your release & found levity in this situation.
Tomorrow I’ll do better with you inside of me.
Tomorrow I’ll be better because I have to be.

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My Seduction Style (As Said By You)


That just about sums up my style.

That just about sums up my style.

Sarcastic. Funny. Dirty-minded. Spontaneous. Non-Judgmental. Gentleman.

Those are all words that have been used by girls I’ve dated & my lady friends to describe me. When I’m in the mood & in the zone I will make you laugh, talk & feel good.

I have no problem making an ass out of myself or poking fun at myself for a laugh. Hell even in High School I was described as being “very self-assured”. Just the other day my friend Angel told me, “Now I’m not Mishele, so I’ll just say that you’re sexy & you know it. You know what to say & do.”

She never did explain the “I’m not Mishele,” part. So apparently Mishele might see things differently. I’ll have to ask her what she thinks about me, so expect an update.

I think it’s just safer to make fun of myself until I figure out how much I can mess with you & tease you. Some people really can’t take a joke about themselves. I’m not ratting you out (not intentionally anyway), it’s a joke. I don’t take things too seriously, I just want to have a good time with you.

I love witty, quick-thinking people. If you can bat a sarcastic comment or joke back at me & we can have our own “Verbal Olympics”, I’ll be very interested in you. I don’t care if we have different views or styles, as long as we can trade words well. Intellect is sexy, if you get what I’m saying & you can play with me without leaving the comfort of your seat, I’ll be impressed with you. I don’t care if we’re joking around, telling stories or having deep meaningful conversation.

I will flirt with you & tease the hell out of you if I think you’re cool & interesting.

I have said things like:
“I’m going to kiss you if you keep looking at me like that.”

“You’re on my list of things to do tonight.”

“You look great in that dress, but I’d rather see what you look like in the morning.”

“I will *@#$ you if you keep sitting on my lap like that. You will get off on me if you do not get off of me.” (and no, she did not get off of me)

Boy you so crazy!

Boy you so crazy!

Sure I do crazy, spontaneous things from time to time. I don’t have anything to lose, so I might as well go all out. If I’m with my crew, I’m comfortable & I don’t feel judged so I’ll act freely.

Each of my friends has a crazy story like:
- Beatboxing in a restaurant upon request

- Getting a girl we just met to pull her newly purchased dildos out of her bag (I said it jokingly & I didn’t know she actually had dildos in her bag) & then getting our waitress to take photos with the dildos on her serving tray (she got a huge tip that night for being a good sport)

- Dancing with two cute sisters I just met in the club at the same time while one of them wore my hat

I’m witty, playful, old school respectful & open to discussion. I will say what I’m thinking if I think you can handle it. Now, I’m gonna pull back the curtain a little and say that I’m not nearly as cocky as I may seem when I’m trading barbs & looking GQ.

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Mr. Brightside


Here’s a list of things I’m prone to saying while on antidepressants:

1) Hey it could be worse.

2) Aww that’s so sweet. I know I rocked your world, but I couldn’t have done it without you. You were amazing too.

3) I’m pretty sure that was supposed to hurt, but oh well. You can try again tomorrow.

4) I can’t even spell “stress” right now.

See, now that wasn’t so bad. Jeez, cheer up!

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Signs of a Virgin (I Mean Virgo)


Reading horoscopes & astrology always confuses me. Reading these things are like reading the instructions for making my own box.

Apparently I’m a Virgo because:

  1. I was born under the sign of a virgin. (Not literally, I hope.)
  2. I’m a sign of criticism and discrimination. (Wait…..What!?)
  3. I am quite shy and introverted, and even naive at times. (Depends on which day it is.)
  4. I have a cool exterior with a sensitive interior. (I call it “Man in the Iron Mask” complex.)
  5. I’m good at hiding my emotions & dwelling on the past. (Refer to number 4.)
  6. I have tremendous respect for women and will treat them like an equal.
  7. I can find humor in most things, and often empathize with others. (I should be a Comedian or Therapist, but apparently I can’t be both.)
  8. I am not that reserved when it comes to sex. (It happens, let’s talk about it.)
  9. My brain is in overdrive most of the time. (I broke the off switch a long time ago.)
  10. I can be aloof, sarcastic & pessimistic. (I prefer the term “nonchalant”.)
  11. I’m modest & down to Earth. (Or so I’ve been told.)
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