According to a new report, much of the reason that men get so tired and cranky after sex is because they are allergic to their own semen, which is both ridiculous and sad at the same time. But fear not, dear reader. Should you fall victim to this ailment, there is recourse.
They call it hyposensitization therapy, but that’s just a fancy way of saying that they expose you to small amounts of your own jizz over time until you’re not allergic to it anymore. The fact that we’ve been doing this very thing since we turned 13 apparently is not scientific enough to work. Still, no harm in trying.
Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome doesn’t really sound that bad when you think about it. At least it means you got laid.
- Sneezy After Sex? You Could Have Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome | Discoblog (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
- Mystery illness is orgasm allergy (thesun.co.uk)
- New Disease Proves Some Men Weren’t Meant To Have Sex (crushable.com)
- The Terrible Semen Story That Is On Everybody’s Lips (theawl.com)