Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk
- Moderation (Personal Fav of mine)
Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk
- British Constitution
- Loquacious Transubstantiate
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Any Ghetto name (Laqweesha)
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk
- Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
- Nope, no more alcohol for me.
- Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
- Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
- Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
- You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!
- Does Getting Drunk Make you Stupid, Or does Being Stupid Make you a Drunk? (zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com)
- Why aren’t we perpetually drunk (pugnaciouspriest.com)