“In the beginning, God created Earth & rested.
Then God created man & rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then neither God nor man has rested.” – Unknown
“Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal.” – Unknown
“Women are like phones. They like to be held, talked to, and touched, but if you push the wrong button your ass will be disconnected immediately.” – Unknown
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