Signs of a Virgin (I Mean Virgo)

Reading horoscopes & astrology always confuses me. Reading these things are like reading the instructions for making my own box.

Apparently I’m a Virgo because:

1. I was born under the sign of a virgin. (Not literally, I hope.)
2. I’m a sign of criticism and discrimination. (Wait…..What!?)
3. I am quite shy and introverted, and even naive at times. (Depends on which day it is.)
4. I have a cool exterior with a sensitive interior. (I call it “Man in the Iron Mask” complex.)
5. I’m good at hiding my emotions & dwelling on the past. (Refer to number 4.)
6. I have tremendous respect for women and will treat them like an equal.
7. I can find humor in most things, and often empathize with others. (I should be a Comedian or Therapist, but apparently I can’t be both.)
8. I am not that reserved when it comes to sex. (It happens, let’s talk about it.)
9. My brain is in overdrive most of the time. (I broke the off switch a long time ago.)
10. I can be aloof, sarcastic & pessimistic. (I prefer the term “nonchalant”.)
11. I’m modest & down to Earth. (Or so I’ve been told.)