“Give it to me!” she yelled as she grabbed onto my arm desperately.

I pulled away.

“You’re making me get so f*%@ing wet, give it to me now!” she persisted.

She could scream & moan all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.

What can I say, I know how to get her wet.


That was for all my sexy friends who are going through rainy days. You’ll always be wet with me around.

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16 thoughts on “Wet

  1. OMG!! Virgo mind! LOL



    sweet mother of pink! that was too awesome! I laughed! what a play on words! I loved it!

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  3. Another great post my friend!


  4. Thanks doll. You made me smile.


    • Told you I had something for ya. Just call me your “Rainy Day Man”. Hopefully Jennifer Love Hewitt won’t sue me for using what little was decent in her short-lived singing career before she found Ghost Whispering & Vajazzling.


  5. You killed on this one…great concept. Shit. I wish I wrote this. I might have to borrow this for video idea, I had something similar, but you are right on the money…I might have to collab with you as one of my writers for my comedy series. I like to get them girl wet too. lol. soaking wet…More like pushing them in the pool. lol.


  6. TemptingSweets99

    LOL! You’re bad.! Okay, I’m the bad one with my mind in the gutter. I was thinking of something else. šŸ˜€


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