WTF: Man Holds Himself Hostage

Man Holds Himself Hostage (Demands Pizza & Paris Hilton)

Would you like a side of Paris with your pizza?

Fredrick Denney, 61, barricaded himself into a hotel room at Hampton Inn in Belmont, North Carolina, and threatened to shoot cops unless he was given pizza and Paris Hilton’s hand in marriage. Come on, don’t act like you haven’t considered doing that for a slice of Paris & some good pizza. Several agencies, including the Regional SWAT Team, responded to the incident.

After the breakdown in talks, authorities busted in and took Denney down using pepper spray. Denney was thrown into handcuffs, and taken into custody.

Fine food & women are all he really needs.

Denney was also taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation (because of his bad taste in women) & the trouble he caused. Authorities told WCNC that Denney, who is from Oregon, has had several run-ins with SWAT Teams in other states. How is he even allowed to walk around in public?

His bond was set at $90,000.  He’s now facing several charges including being “intoxicated and disorderly”, among other things.

It has been confirmed that Paris Hilton was not aware of Denney’s demands. No word on whether he ever got his pizza (before or after being thrown in his cell).

My pizza brings all the boys to the yard. Mmm, that’s hot.

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