Slicker Than Your Average (Smooth Criminals)

What kind of person can attain diplomatic immunity in EVERY situation? What kind of person is untouchable and slicker than oil? And no, I’m not referring to the dude responsible for Wikileaks.

People Who Get Away with Saying Anything:

• Scientists
  • By using lines like, “It’s for SCIENCE!” or “By our approximation _______ should happen around such and such time.” they can get away with countless gaffes.
• Psychologists
  • They wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true. They are trying to help you, so help them help you.

Up Against The Walls

I didn’t know what to expect when your eyes held mine like I owed you something.
Then you took me in and put me up against the pillars of our attraction and I caved.
I gave in and you took it all in with that devilish grin that grew across your sweet face.
What happened to my angel and the heaven that you promised me?
What happened to my angel, who’s hot as hell with intense passion burning in your eyes?
No one makes you feel this way even if they’ve tried.
I’ve set you off with no fail-safe and now I’ve got to find a way to make it last until you’ve come back to your senses.

You know I don’t care at all that you’ve got me up against the wall.
I’ll do whatever it takes to free you, I’m not going anywhere.
Its your space, now take your place.
Don’t try to fight it, lose control and do as your body told you to do.
Let’s find out what it takes to move you.
Move it to the left, but don’t leave me alone.
Move it to the right, right there is the spot.
When you come back down, I’ll be the one that’s on the ground.
Break me I beg thee.

The Winter’s way of living is one of bundled covers and layered embraces.
That was good and everything, but the time for Lady Winter’s games have passed.
I can’t wait to satisfy my lust for life with a shot of you.
You’re what I desire when I’ve got that fire in my bones.
That’s one shot excitement & one shot of anticipation, straight no chaser.
You’re just like me, so let’s find out what we’re made of.

Anticipation doesn’t listen to the things of yesterday, only tomorrow matters, so that’s where we’re heading.
All the while we haven’t taken a step from this spot.
All of the things we’ve done and places we’ve been have all been experienced with our backs against the walls and our lips pressed against each others.
You should follow your heart from the start.
I wear mine on my sleeve and my top just fell to the floor in your presence.
From sunrise to sundown our silhouettes cast shadows against the walls.
When I let you have your way with me, all we seem to do is tear down these walls.

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WTF: When You’re Drunk

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• Cinnamon
• Indubitably
• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation
• Moderation (Personal Fav of mine)

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• British Constitution
• Loquacious Transubstantiate
• Passive-aggressive disorder
• Specificity
• Any Ghetto name (Laqweesha)

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk

• Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
• Nope, no more alcohol for me.
• Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
• Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
• Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
• You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!

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