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STARLIGHT Blogger Award


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Rebecca, thanks for sending this award my way.

The “STARLIGHT Blogger Award” is an award to honor those individuals who are considered “The light emanating from the stars”, the bloggers that bring daily light into your soul with their creativity. The blogs you love to read, listen to and must visit!

Nominations Rules:
Nominate your 6 favorite bloggers! In your nominees I would like for you to think at the light emanating from the stars the ones that truly touch your soul with their work, the ones that are the light for you a true STARLIGHT Blogger. Continue reading

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5 Years With WordPress


Where did the time go?

Where did the time go?

5 Years, ladies and gents! I’ve been writing about life, love, laughter and the random thoughts that pop into my wandering mind for 5 years (on WordPress). First off, thank each and every one of you for reading, commenting, emailing, and befriending me over the years. Knowing that someone gets what I’m putting down or even that they have questions about it is really encouraging. Continue reading

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When To Put Down The Pen


1) You’ve had more than enough characters running around in your head.

2) The cramps in your style outweigh the cramps in your hand.

3) There’s nothing more you can say. Every detail seems lackluster & understated.

4) It’s time to put down the pen when you can do so with ease. The addiction has lost its appetite.

5) If you don’t care about the misstakes you’ve obviously made, u should stop.

6) Recklessly excessive use of unnecessary words is a major sign you’ve gone over the deep end. Word porn can be annoying.

Disclaimer: I am not “putting down the pen”.

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So That’s How You Found Me


I love you guys, but I just have to ask one question:

Okay, which one of you found my blog while searching for “playgirl men erection video”?

What? Why!? How!??

What? Why!? How!??

I’m SERIOUS.
This is one of the search terms for today that my WordPress stats showed me.
I actually can’t stop laughing at this search result. I’ll admit I’m confused, but also oddly amused.

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Facebook Politics


I have a confession to make. Sometimes I’ll “like” a post before I’ve even read it and then I read through it & think:

“This is horrible! Why would you say something like that!? I don’t agree with that at all, BUT I already liked it… Its too late to “unlike” it, everyone will know!”

When in reality no one beside the poster will notice a damn thing. But my panic is in overdrive when people do this to my posts:

Like. Unlike. Like.

If I happen to be viewing this anomaly as it happens, all I can do is scream at the screen saying:

“Quit messing with my feelings! My feelings… Its a “Like” button, not a Clit, you press it once & forever hold your peace! I will find you!”

And after calming down I just assume that WordPress/Facebook was lagging, so the button was pressed repeatedly. Or maybe, just maybe you can’t decide if you love or hate this post. And that makes me giggle.

In the real world Facebook politics would & probably have gotten somebody killed.

Poking:
Why are you poking me man!? You know I don’t roll like that. What are you poking at anyway!?

Girl why are you poking me, you know my girl is gonna snap when she sees you doing that to me? But you poke me so good girl.

(Why are you poking me, do you want my attention or do you want me to poke you with something?)

Like Button
Do you actually have something to say? I was asking a question & all I got was a “Like”, what am I supposed to do with that?

I am in pain & you “Like” that!? You are some sick *bleeps*!

(Some things are not meant to be “liked”. Some things need an answer or comment as opposed to an absent minded button press.)

Sharing
That was meant just for you girl & you shared it with EVERYBODY. Why would you do that?

(Have you ever shared something you weren’t supposed to?)

Tagging
I’m calling you out man! You were here with that girl at this bar at this time.

Oh… Oh wait, sorry, you didn’t want your business put out there like that. Whoops! Too late bro, I think that she knows. Oh, oh, she knows, she knows! My bad!!

(If you don’t want people knowing where you are or you are a cheater this feature will mess you up SO fast!)

Status Updates
Relationship Status: Its complicated with Teri Jensen

Status: I can’t stand U sometimes!

1 hour later…

Relationship Status: Married to CDN Stormlover

Status: Girl you are so fine, you know you got it like that. I LUV u boo.

10 minutes later…

Relationship Status: Single

Status: I hate when bitches bitch about other bitches bitching. Why are U putting my business out there @Teri Jensen!? GOD, some people!

I’m making a PB&J sandwich & then hopping on Twitter!

(The truth of the matter is you put your business out there & got caught cus you are dumb! And I don’t care about your sandwich or Twitter since you use Facebook as though it were Twitter anyway!)

It’s no freaking wonder people get into fights over dumb shit on Facebook or “Stalkerbook” as its also called.

Sigh…

What’s your Facebook beef?

P.S. Teri & Lee were just used as examples. No one was harmed during the making of this post (yet) & all examples were works of fiction or based on other peoples misfortunes, not my own (yet).

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