WTF: When You’re Drunk

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• Cinnamon
• Indubitably
• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation
• Moderation (Personal Fav of mine)

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• British Constitution
• Loquacious Transubstantiate
• Passive-aggressive disorder
• Specificity
• Any Ghetto name (Laqweesha)

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk

• Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
• Nope, no more alcohol for me.
• Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
• Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
• Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
• You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!

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