Quote: Truth Serum

Be careful what you do, be careful what you say.

Liquor is the ultimate truth serum; it demands that we be true to our nature.

“It provokes and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.” – William Shakespeare (Macbeth)

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Quote: Drinking

And if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen.

That’s the problem with drinking, I thought,
as I poured myself a drink.
If something bad
happens you drink in an
attempt to forget;
if something good
happens you drink
in order to celebrate;
and if nothing happens
you drink to
make something happen.

~ Charles Bukowski

NOTE:
You can thank @gorgeouscompany on Twitter for this fine quote.

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Your Weekend Forecast

That sounds accurate. I better dress accordingly.

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Drunk in the Spirit

I posted this question on my Facebook page yesterday & I forgot to post it on here.

Question:
Is it okay to have a hangover at church?

I’m fully aware of what it means to be “drunk in the spirit” or “speaking in tongues”, but that’s not what I’m talking about. Not this time anyway.

Stephen’s Anti-Superbowl Weekend

1 Fun workout
2 Postponed/cancelled dates
3 Cakes & cupcakes never got baked (there’s an unintentional drug reference haha)
4 Drinks
5 Movies & pizza slices later

And I finally had an epiphany:

I’ll be FINE by myself.

If I can stand being with myself, eventually I’ll find someone else who can put up with my smart-ass remarks, random dance attacks, vain mirror checking rituals & my penchant for doing cartwheels & handstands in my apartment (just to prove that I still can do it).

For starters I could have:
– Got laid at 2 in the morning
– Made cupcakes with a sweet yet complicated girl
– Gone to a Superbowl party
– Been miserable alone

But I did none of those things & I’m perfectly fine with that for some inexplicable reason (shh, I’m the most well adjusted person on the face of the planet).

I’m sure I left a few other tidbits out, but it’s Superbowl Sunday (and I really don’t care).

I’m hitting the showers & happily heading to bed.

Take care cupcakes…mmm cupcakes (drools just a little).

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