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Sober


sober

Hungover on my worries

When it rains it pours, and I can’t ignore the flood
Tension fills my lungs until I overflow
Tears run until I can’t see clearly
I’m afraid of these unwieldy emotions

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Your Weekend Forecast


That sounds accurate. I better dress accordingly.

That sounds accurate. I better dress accordingly.

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WTF: When You’re Drunk


Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

  • Cinnamon
  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Moderation (Personal Fav of mine)

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

  • British Constitution
  • Loquacious Transubstantiate
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Specificity
  • Any Ghetto name (Laqweesha)

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more alcohol for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
  • You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!
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