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Class Is In Session Boys


This is for the man-child that tips baseball caps instead of hats & thinks sports jackets are the new sports blazer. This is for the guy with one good suit & ten pairs of Jordan’s with a cap to match each one. This is why hearing Justin Bieber say “Swaggy” irks me.

Style is more than labels, it’s ageless substance. Class is not found on the price tags left hanging off your fresh kicks, it’s the priceless look on ladies faces when you stop in your tracks to hold a door open.

You can’t talk straight with that grill in your mouth & you didn’t comb your hair with that comb lodged into your ‘fro.

Man up or shut up.

“Fix up, look sharp.” – Dizzee Rascal

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Ban on Baggy Pants (Don’t Trip)


Pants on the ground!

Pants on the ground!

If a New York Senator can get a ban on baggy pants passed, why can’t it work here? Now hear me out, this ban is only effective in schools. I know I’m not the only person that is fed up with seeing male youths walking around with sagging pants that exposes us to their underwear & ass cracks.

Senator Adams, who says his Brooklyn district is the “ground zero for sagging,” says the style that many find offensive represents much more than a teenage stand against authority.

The Senator also started the “Stop the Sag” campaign last year against the “epidemic” trend, which is a title that befits his motto, “If we raise our pants, we raise our image.”

This saggy fashion surpassed being a fad & ten years ago is a full on epidemic.
If you’re wearing a belt & your pants still needs to be held up like you’re lifting weights, your pants are TOO big.
If the zipper on your jeans is touching your knees, your pants are TOO low.

It’s not discrimination, you can wear other pants. You do have another pair of pants you can wear in public (school) that wasn’t made for 3 people to swim in?

I’ve seen guys on the treadmill at my friends gym wearing saggy pants. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t using them as part of weight training or to simulate wind resistance.

And how the hell do you sag tight jeans that are supposed to suck onto your nuts like some kinda Twilight Vampire from Down Under (sorry Australia)?

Raise your pants. Raise your image.

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