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WTF: She Just Can’t Say Nein


The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal.

Woman taken to psychiatric hospital for evaluation. First victim was rescued after desperate call for help.

This is how you make a man cry:
German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.
Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.
He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

‘I met her on a bus,’ said the man. ‘She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.’

Munich police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.

The woman, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.

The man only escaped from her apartment when she fell asleep.

Her first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met her in a bar in the centre of his home city.

She took him back to her apartment and they had sex several times.

But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.

A police spokesman said: ‘He complied with the woman’s wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.

‘But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony.’

Mr Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.

‘You have got to help me,’ he told them. ‘She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out – and I cannot go on!’

When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a ‘quickie.’

They declined.

So you have the right to remain silent. No you do not have the right to @*#$ me until I cry (apparently).

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WTF: How to Hide Erections | German kids’ channel puberty video


As a young lad, I suppose there is no more important skill to pick up (perhaps other than coercing girls to do what you want) than how to classily hide an erection. Fortunately, a German TV show for kids called KiKa created a segment to educate boys on how to hide their erections. According to the show, erections can cause boys and men to get themselves into deeply humiliating situations, like embarrassing themselves around girls and making it difficult to sit under a table.

The piece of programming aired as part of a show dedicated to puberty cleverly titled “You Are Not a Werewolf”. Thanks for telling me now, German TV.

People would obviously walk by and go, “Damn, that kid is so confident and casual. No way he’s packing a semi after seeing Becky Anderson bending over to pick up her pencil.” Then you just click your mouth, wink at them, and point. Would a dude with an erection do that? No way.

Click the link below:

http://www.viddler.com/player/29fe2970/

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