Posts Tagged With: @Guneet Marwah

I Just Can’t Win With You

“This is a love/hate thing.” she said
“When does the love part start? So far its been all hate.” I said jokingly

I love flirting with my friend because she doesn’t let up on me, she can compliment me and insult me at the same time. Continue reading

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Blog Without A Name

A friend of mine is considering creating a blog on WordPress, but (insert caveat here) NOT before she comes up with a name for her blog. Talking with her today got me thinking about how I came up with “The Wandering Mind” as my blog name.

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Damn I Look Good

Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman in a romant...

Looking Good

Today I had a chat with Gia, a friend of mine that I hadn’t talked to in a while.
So she shows me a few pictures from her weekend with the girls and I must admit that she looked good, so good that when she accidentally zoomed in too much I said, “An elbow, oh my God that’s so hot!”

To which she replied while laughing, “Every part of me is hot!”

Who was I to argue?
Look good, feel good, right?

Shortly after that I got a confidence booster myself from a coworker that told me that I “was looking good, must have a hot date tonight.”

I replied, “I don’t have a date, I just like being a visual distraction for women.”

Quick, honest and to the point. All jokes aside, I must admit that I, like you appreciate a compliment and some positive attention. Now if you look good and you know it, take a look in the mirror at yourself and say, “Damn, I look good!” before you go workout, study, or open the door for your significant other. And at the end of the night make sure you say, “Damn I’d do me too!”.

Here’s looking at you, kid,” – Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca, 1942)

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Hot N Sour

This is a story about the best and funniest moment of my day with my homegurl at work.
Here is the back story, during my short lived break at work I was drinking “Hot & Sour Soup” in my cup since I didn’t have a fork. I stopped by my friend’s workstation and took a seat. After taking what I thought was the last sip of broth, I turned to her and asked if she had a fork.

She hesitantly replied “No”, and then turned away.
With that response I immediately put the cup to my mouth and tilted my head back.
While I was tapping my cup, like a drummer bangs a bongo, she turns around and says “Here!”.
I responded by almost jumping out of the chair, causing some of the noodles and broth to spill onto my shirt. We both look at each other and burst out laughing hysterically.
After our laughing fit, we both were like, “What just happened!?”.

I told her that I’d post something about this today, but what I wasn’t expecting was to be influenced by NERD’s “Hot N Fun” featuring Nelly Furtado, from their 2010 album entitled “Nothing”.
While listening to it on XM Satellite Radio, I quickly starting parodying the lyrics as I often do and this is the end result.

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Madagascar – I Like to Move It

This one’s for the cute girl that heard me singing “I like to do it! Do it!” and sung along until she realized that the line was, “I like to move it, Move it!” and burst out laughing.

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