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Half & Half


Half of me is half of you
And the rest is still a work in progress
Sometimes the better part of me loses all its focus
And that’s when I feel full of you
Alone, I am my own

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Slicker Than Your Average (Smooth Criminals)


What kind of person can attain diplomatic immunity in EVERY situation? What kind of person is untouchable and slicker than oil? And no, I’m not referring to the dude responsible for Wikileaks.

People Who Get Away with Saying Anything:

  • Scientists
    • By using lines like, “It’s for SCIENCE!” or “By our approximation _______ should happen around such and such time.” they can get away with countless gaffes.
  • Psychologists
    • They wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true. They are trying to help you, so help them help you.

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