Class Is In Session Boys

This is for the man-child that tips baseball caps instead of hats & thinks sports jackets are the new sports blazer. This is for the guy with one good suit & ten pairs of Jordan’s with a cap to match each one. This is why hearing Justin Bieber say “Swaggy” irks me.

Style is more than labels, it’s ageless substance. Class is not found on the price tags left hanging off your fresh kicks, it’s the priceless look on ladies faces when you stop in your tracks to hold a door open.

You can’t talk straight with that grill in your mouth & you didn’t comb your hair with that comb lodged into your ‘fro.

Man up or shut up.

“Fix up, look sharp.” – Dizzee Rascal

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I’ve spent the last five years trying to Inception your wife

Too funny.

That line got me thinking, how many people have you Inception banged?

I’ve had that experience & it doesn’t bother me until I dream of a close friend.
Once that happens I feel so awkward that I just have to tell them.

No, not for dirty reasons. Get your mind out of my gutter!

I just do it to get it off my chest before I hurt myself while trying to avoid them.

No Worries, I’m Awesome

Nuff said.
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