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Hey I’m all about equal opportunity. After mocking my girl friends for drooling over “Magic Mike” starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn , Matthew McConaughey & Matt Bomer set in the world of male strippers; I have come to the conclusion that if the girls are going to see this they should go ALL out & make a night of it.
Go to an actual strip club before or after the movie. Consider it as studying for your project.
Go see Magic Mike in 3D. Wait, it’s not shot in 3D!? You’re kidding right? How is the King of online ticket sales being cock blocked by 3D technology like this?
This movie could single-handedly sale the idea of 3D movies to the “50 Shades of White Collar Twilight” fanbase. This movie would make women leave the theatre in stretchers, dripping sweat like Niagara Falls from their head to their panties. I am serious.
I want my girls to come out of that theatre giggling saying stuff like, “Channing Tatum & Matt Boomer’s junk was all up in my face!”
“I grabbed his ass, I couldn’t help it!”
“That was the cheapest & best lap dance I have ever gotten in my life! Let’s go watch it again girls!”
Come on guys, where is the 3D component for this? This well crafted piece of art should be fully appreciated on June 29th (in a soaking wet theatre near you) in 3D. Do a post-production 3D upgrade, just do it for the women you love & the girls you wish would let you buy a 3D TV.
Think about it Sony (or whoever is distributing this production in theatres/DVD), sell this when it comes out on Blu Ray with your 3D TV’s & you’ll make a killing.
Ladies, how badly do you want Magic Mike to tease you in 3D this summer?
Be honest & I will give you the dollar dollar bills for your night out on June 29th.
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- 10 reasons I’m going to watch Magic Mike (setinthecity.wordpress.com)
- 12 Clips from MAGIC MIKE Starring Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Olivia Munn and Kevin Nash (collider.com)