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Flakes & Phones (Thank Goodness for Backup Plans)


I’m done. No more phone tag. 3 Strikes & you’re out.

I’m so glad I didn’t sit around waiting for a phone call. Hunger Games was worth watching late at night & following up with wings, pizza & some “Community” Season 1 was pure genius!

I should be able to sleep now. Who needs pills when you have Honey Garlic Wings & blue cheese sauce?

*Fart sounds*
“Mmm mud-butt…zzz.” -Dave Chappelle

Thanks guys! Good night… Err morning.

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Stephen’s Anti-Superbowl Weekend


1 Fun workout
2 Postponed/cancelled dates
3 Cakes & cupcakes never got baked (there’s an unintentional drug reference haha)
4 Drinks
5 Movies & pizza slices later

And I finally had an epiphany:

I’ll be FINE by myself.

If I can stand being with myself, eventually I’ll find someone else who can put up with my smart-ass remarks, random dance attacks, vain mirror checking rituals & my penchant for doing cartwheels & handstands in my apartment (just to prove that I still can do it).

For starters I could have:
– Got laid at 2 in the morning
– Made cupcakes with a sweet yet complicated girl
– Gone to a Superbowl party
– Been miserable alone

But I did none of those things & I’m perfectly fine with that for some inexplicable reason (shh, I’m the most well adjusted person on the face of the planet).

I’m sure I left a few other tidbits out, but it’s Superbowl Sunday (and I really don’t care).

I’m hitting the showers & happily heading to bed.

Take care cupcakes…mmm cupcakes (drools just a little).

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