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WTF: Woman Blames Police for ‘targeting blondes’


Woman driving 114km/h in 50 km/h zone blames police for ‘targeting blondes’

Not the blonde in question, just a pretty re-enactment.

“If the officer was targeting blondes, and he had the ability to determine blond, brunette and redhead at 114 km/h, he deserves a commendation — a hairdressing commendation.”

VANCOUVER — Abbotsford Police Const. Ian MacDonald thought he’d heard every excuse in the book.

Then came Sunday, when a light-haired woman who was pulled over in a Lexus accused the officer of “targeting blonds.”

“You couldn’t make this up — people would never believe it,” said MacDonald. “She was doing 114 kilometres per hour in a 50-kilometre zone.

“Some drivers, when they get pulled over, go on the offensive,” said MacDonald. “She accused the officer of targeting blonds, and said she had only punched it one time.”

Because the blond’s speeding was so severe — more than twice the posted limit — a seven-day vehicle impound was handed out on the spot.

“She is Lexus-free for the next week,” said MacDonald.

Source: National Post

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WTF: Get Your Wieners & Buns


It’s hard out there for food truck owners:

A Long Island hot dog cart owner has been arrested for using her business as a front for prostitution. According to the New York Post, Catherine Scalia would sell hot dogs and then hand out cards advertising her “bachelor-party services, one-on-one strips and a topless cleaning service.” Her risky business ventures have people calling her “the Hot Dog Hooker of Long Island”.

An undercover cop arrested her when she offered to give him a hand job for $50. (This was apparently after he took her up on the strip tease offer.) Also it seems from time to time she would sell hot dogs, as a neighbor put it, “in her bra and panties.”

Apparently, Scalia would take customers back to her Far Rockaway home instead the RV to prevent obvious food-handling concerns.

According to Nassau County Detective Lt. Kevin Smith, her prices were “about $100 and then to further engage in an additional sex act—it was another $50.” He also added “Now THAT’S some expensive relish!” with just a little too much excitement for our liking.

This is not the first time Scalia has been arrested for selling her special services along with hot dogs, either. She was first arrested in 2004 for the same charges. At that time she and her chef 34 year-old Rose Skorge (they called themselves Roxy and Diamond) performed a public sex act right outside the camper, only this time an undercover police officer bought two hot dogs and a bottle of water from her, but then she also offered two have sex with him at her home for cash. They went to her home in East Rockaway.

But hey, even this lady has her limits: at the time, she told officers “I zip up when I see kids.”

And her family is letting her stew in jail: her 13-year-old son told the Post “I just feel like if she stays in jail and does the time, then she will learn her lesson…Maybe my grandma will eventually feel bad for her and get her out.”

Maybe. Scalia’s bail is currently set at $2,000; she’s going to have to sell a lot of hot dogs to pay back whoever bails her out.

Oh & besides the obvious prostitution sting and having a brothel on the run in her camper, Scalia didn’t have a permit to sell hot dogs to begin with. Sigh.

Get Your Buns In Bed

Get Your Buns In Bed

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WTF: She Just Can’t Say Nein


The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal.

Woman taken to psychiatric hospital for evaluation. First victim was rescued after desperate call for help.

This is how you make a man cry:
German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.
Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.
He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

‘I met her on a bus,’ said the man. ‘She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.’

Munich police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.

The woman, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.

The man only escaped from her apartment when she fell asleep.

Her first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met her in a bar in the centre of his home city.

She took him back to her apartment and they had sex several times.

But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.

A police spokesman said: ‘He complied with the woman’s wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.

‘But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony.’

Mr Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.

‘You have got to help me,’ he told them. ‘She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out – and I cannot go on!’

When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a ‘quickie.’

They declined.

So you have the right to remain silent. No you do not have the right to @*#$ me until I cry (apparently).

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WTF: Principal Threatened by 6 Year Old


Police in a small Indiana town hauled a six-year-old from his elementary school and charged him with battery and intimidation after he kicked and threatened a principal, police said on Wednesday.

The incident followed one earlier in April where police handcuffed a 6-year-old girl who was screaming and crying and had injured a principal and damaged property at an elementary school in Milledgeville, Georgia. She was not charged.

The Indiana student, who had been suspended from school recently for biting and hitting a staff member, was arrested April 18 at Hendricks Elementary School in Shelbyville, which is about 30 miles southeast of Indianapolis.

“This was not an isolated incident,” Shelbyville Police Lieutenant Michael Turner said.

School officials called police, reporting that the student, who was not identified, had kicked Principal Patrick Lumbley and told him and Assistant Principal Jessica Poe that he was going to kill them, a Shelbyville police report said.

The student was yelling and screaming and lying on the floor of Poe’s office when police arrived, the report said.

Poe led the student to a police car where an officer placed him in the back seat, buckled him in and drove him to the police department, the report said. He was not handcuffed.

Turner said he hoped the filing of juvenile charges would help get the child needed help.

“Putting him into the system can open up avenues perhaps the parents don’t have,” Turner said.

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