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WTF: Sauna Pants, For When Your Crotch Just Isn’t Sweaty Enough

Hot Pants!

These bitches can heat up to 160 degrees Fahrenheit, which causes the listed side effect of “weight loss“. I’m no doctor, but I believe trying to achieve weight loss by heating your body is probably not sustainable, nor is it “safe”.  Since using these things for weight loss is highly questionable, that begs the question “What are these pants for?”
I think they are for people whose groins aren’t most enough. Like you. And you. And you. This is a great gift for the dry-crotched man or woman that has everything.

I don’t plan on roasting, steaming or radiating my nuts in Naruto‘s hot pants.

Now let me see you sweat! Eww.

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