I’ve spent the last five years trying to Inception your wife

Too funny.

That line got me thinking, how many people have you Inception banged?

I’ve had that experience & it doesn’t bother me until I dream of a close friend.
Once that happens I feel so awkward that I just have to tell them.

No, not for dirty reasons. Get your mind out of my gutter!

I just do it to get it off my chest before I hurt myself while trying to avoid them.