WTF: How to Hide Erections | German kids’ channel puberty video

As a young lad, I suppose there is no more important skill to pick up (perhaps other than coercing girls to do what you want) than how to classily hide an erection. Fortunately, a German TV show for kids called KiKa created a segment to educate boys on how to hide their erections. According to the show, erections can cause boys and men to get themselves into deeply humiliating situations, like embarrassing themselves around girls and making it difficult to sit under a table.

The piece of programming aired as part of a show dedicated to puberty cleverly titled “You Are Not a Werewolf”. Thanks for telling me now, German TV.

People would obviously walk by and go, “Damn, that kid is so confident and casual. No way he’s packing a semi after seeing Becky Anderson bending over to pick up her pencil.” Then you just click your mouth, wink at them, and point. Would a dude with an erection do that? No way.

Click the link below:

http://www.viddler.com/player/29fe2970/

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Hey, That’s My Cape! A Batman Animated Series That Never Was

What if Bruce Wayne never got privately tutored or went to boarding school but attended a regular public high school instead? And what if those halls were filled with teenagers plotting the demise of the student body or scheming to steal bake sale profits? Well, you’d have something called Gotham High.

Artists Jeffrey Thomas and Celeste Green recently they released a batch of never-before-seen Gotham High concept art, based on an old illustration they both created. Sadly, the project was lost in development purgatory, but these amazing images remain. The idea reminds us of Clone High (which is a very good thing). Check out the rest of the art, it’s just downright delightful. And here’s the official synopsis from their site.

via Newsarama.com : Hey, That’s My Cape! A Batman Animated Series That Never Was.

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