Signs of a Virgin (I Mean Virgo)

Reading horoscopes & astrology always confuses me. Reading these things are like reading the instructions for making my own box.

Apparently I’m a Virgo because:

1. I was born under the sign of a virgin. (Not literally, I hope.)
2. I’m a sign of criticism and discrimination. (Wait…..What!?)
3. I am quite shy and introverted, and even naive at times. (Depends on which day it is.)
4. I have a cool exterior with a sensitive interior. (I call it “Man in the Iron Mask” complex.)
5. I’m good at hiding my emotions & dwelling on the past. (Refer to number 4.)
6. I have tremendous respect for women and will treat them like an equal.
7. I can find humor in most things, and often empathize with others. (I should be a Comedian or Therapist, but apparently I can’t be both.)
8. I am not that reserved when it comes to sex. (It happens, let’s talk about it.)
9. My brain is in overdrive most of the time. (I broke the off switch a long time ago.)
10. I can be aloof, sarcastic & pessimistic. (I prefer the term “nonchalant”.)
11. I’m modest & down to Earth. (Or so I’ve been told.)

Reach

Our capacity to feel shouldn’t be kept secret; it should be a religious experience.
Love may be the answer, but touch and what it brings leads to many questions.
How much do you trust me?
Why did you go there?
Where can your hands roam?
What can I do for you?