I am in full support of this White-Power gathering! There I said it.
The White-Power wedding will be sure to leave a few ivory cone-heads looking whiter than Casper.
I just want to hear the Minister say, “I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. White-Power.”
And I want to see the look on the faces of the extremely bewildered bigots who wander into the reception.
God bless their White-Power babies, and give them the power to make every Teacher who calls their names during morning attendance to think they’re being punk’d.
Let’s raise our glasses in celebration of this pure White-Power love.