Posts Tagged With: wtf. Stephen Quammie

Anything but Casual


This is anything but casual now.

In your eyes I see something I can’t control.
You’ve brought back a feeling that I used to know.
And to think that only 24 hours ago we were standing on the opposite sides of something beautiful, and not knowing what it was.
Keeping everything casual cus it’s safer to not know what we’re getting ourselves into.
The rest of the day before this was a blur anyway.
So I’m fine with losing myself in you.
Together we’ll find ourselves.
I don’t want to go anywhere, I want to be here with you.
And here is where we begin.
Close your eyes & let me in.
You’ve opened mine & now we’ll never be the same.

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WTF: Sauna Pants, For When Your Crotch Just Isn’t Sweaty Enough


Hot Pants!

These bitches can heat up to 160 degrees Fahrenheit, which causes the listed side effect of “weight loss“. I’m no doctor, but I believe trying to achieve weight loss by heating your body is probably not sustainable, nor is it “safe”.  Since using these things for weight loss is highly questionable, that begs the question “What are these pants for?”
I think they are for people whose groins aren’t most enough. Like you. And you. And you. This is a great gift for the dry-crotched man or woman that has everything.

I don’t plan on roasting, steaming or radiating my nuts in Naruto‘s hot pants.

Now let me see you sweat! Eww.

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