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WTF: Lottery Winner Claims Prize 6 Years After Hitting the Jackpot


My love don't cost a thing.

My love don’t cost a thing.

Andy Ashkar, a 34-year-old man from central New York, won a $5 million state lottery prize 6 years ago but waited to claim it until he was sure his fiancee married him for love.

Ashkar purchased a scratch-off ticket from his parents’ convenience store in 2006 and now says he will share the prize money with his brother.

Tickets for scratch-off games expire 1 year after a game is retired. Ashkar’s game had been retired last March and he claimed his ticket just 11 days before the prize was to expire.

Speaking of her husband’s winnings, Ashkar’s wife said “It’s crazy. Hard to believe. It’s still sinking in.”

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WTF: Rise & Fall


If you’re going down, make sure you have something soft to land on.

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WTF: Spongebob Lives in Your “Pants”


Spongebob what are you doing down there!?

Sponge Bob what are you doing down there!?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and in your bikini bottom?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!??

Pause.

Okay, whose idea was this?
Sponge Bob Square Pants Tampons??

Bikini Bottom might not be the best place for this kind of product placement. I’m just saying.

Uh… I don’t know about this one. Something doesn’t feel right.

I should have known that what you were Spongebob!

I should have known that what you were Sponge Bob!

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WTF: Chew On This


What kind of picnics do they have?

What kind of picnics do they have?

I just couldn’t ignore this one today. Perfect timing!

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WTF: Man Holds Himself Hostage


Man Holds Himself Hostage (Demands Pizza & Paris Hilton)

Would you like a side of Paris with your pizza?

Fredrick Denney, 61, barricaded himself into a hotel room at Hampton Inn in Belmont, North Carolina, and threatened to shoot cops unless he was given pizza and Paris Hilton’s hand in marriage. Come on, don’t act like you haven’t considered doing that for a slice of Paris & some good pizza. Several agencies, including the Regional SWAT Team, responded to the incident.

After the breakdown in talks, authorities busted in and took Denney down using pepper spray. Denney was thrown into handcuffs, and taken into custody.

Fine food & women are all he really needs.

Denney was also taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation (because of his bad taste in women) & the trouble he caused. Authorities told WCNC that Denney, who is from Oregon, has had several run-ins with SWAT Teams in other states. How is he even allowed to walk around in public?

His bond was set at $90,000.  He’s now facing several charges including being “intoxicated and disorderly”, among other things.

It has been confirmed that Paris Hilton was not aware of Denney’s demands. No word on whether he ever got his pizza (before or after being thrown in his cell).

My pizza brings all the boys to the yard. Mmm, that’s hot.

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