Posts Tagged With: Community

Quote: I’ve Been Drinking, Can You Tell?


Stephen Quammie: Drinking water like it were J├Ągerbombs from since last week. I’m on that Britta tap like my name was Troy Barnes!”

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WTF: She Was Born In The 80’s


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Flakes & Phones (Thank Goodness for Backup Plans)


I’m done. No more phone tag. 3 Strikes & you’re out.

I’m so glad I didn’t sit around waiting for a phone call. Hunger Games was worth watching late at night & following up with wings, pizza & some “Community” Season 1 was pure genius!

I should be able to sleep now. Who needs pills when you have Honey Garlic Wings & blue cheese sauce?

*Fart sounds*
“Mmm mud-butt…zzz.” -Dave Chappelle

Thanks guys! Good night… Err morning.

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Civil Liberties & The Thought Police


“There’s no such thing as a ‘quick invasion of civil liberties’. Soon the Thought Police are forcing you to bend & spread.” – Britta

“Are the Thought Police gonna make love to us?” – Jeff

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10, 000 Strong


I am feeling the love today, especially from all of you guys! Earlier tonight I was talking with my friend Frenchy about my blog & I told her that I have over 200 subscribers (I’m still awestruck by that) & I was nearing 10, 000 views.

I said, “I should be at 10, 000 views by Friday. Its just a number, I was happy back when I had only 30 subscribers & 3, 000 views.”

And then we found out that I was already over 10, 000 views (10, 026 to be exact) as of 6:30pm.

I squealed for joy like Ronnie from Jersey Shore or Flipper the Dolphin on crack. Frenchy laughed her cute ass off hysterically. It was an epic moment between us.

So thank you guys so much for sticking with me.

Since you’ve been so good to me, what can I do for you guys? Is there something you’d like to see on my blog or something you’d like me to personally do for you?

I’m serious, try me (within reason, I ain’t going to jail or loaning money though). I won’t act like this is Sparta & kick you down a bottomless well (even if the thought crosses my mind).

Thanks again guys!!

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