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Dirty Movies (It’s Not What You Think)


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How many times have you heard the name of a movie, or its tagline and thought,
“That sounds dirty,”?
Well here are a few movies that sound like dirty movies, but are NOT.

  1. “Free Willy”, Tagline: How Far Would you Go For A Friend?
  2. “Blow”, Tagline: Based on a True Story.
  3. “Stick It”, Tagline: “Nasty.” It’s the key word in “Gymnastics,” without the “Y.
  4. “Stuck on You”, Tagline: It’s Boys, It’s Girls, It’s Crazy.
  5. “Toy Story”, Tagline: Hang on for the comedy that goes to infinity and beyond!
  6. “Hancock”, Tagline: He is saving the world whether we like it or not.
  7.  “In The Company of Men”, Tagline: Are all men bastards…or just misunderstood?
  8. “Big Daddy”, Tagline: Nature Called. Look Who Answered.
  9.  “Dirty Dancing”, Tagline: Have The Time Of Your Life.
  10. “Freddy Got Fingered”, Tagline: This Time You Can’t Change The Channel
  11. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory”, Tagline: Your golden ticket to imagination and adventure!
  12. “Brokeback Mountain”, Tagline: Love Is A Force Of Nature
  13.  “I Am Legend”, Tagline: The Last Man On Earth Is Not Alone
  14.  “Too Big To Fail”, Tagline: Main Street Took The Fall. Wall Street Got The Check.
  15. “Snatch”, Tagline: Now you see it, now you don’t!
  16.  “Bend It Like Beckham”, Tagline: Sometimes, to follow your dreams… you’ve got to bend the rules!
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Slicker Than Your Average (Smooth Criminals)


What kind of person can attain diplomatic immunity in EVERY situation? What kind of person is untouchable and slicker than oil? And no, I’m not referring to the dude responsible for Wikileaks.

People Who Get Away with Saying Anything:

  • Scientists
    • By using lines like, “It’s for SCIENCE!” or “By our approximation _______ should happen around such and such time.” they can get away with countless gaffes.
  • Psychologists
    • They wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true. They are trying to help you, so help them help you.

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